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    October 31

    绞头记

    我对烫发的认识还停留在中学时代的禁令里,觉得那都是些爱慕虚荣的妖娆女子青睐之物,所以这么多年来一直留着或长或短的直发,从来不知道上海的理发店何等水准。终于有一天厌倦了自己千遍一律的正面形象,做个坏女孩的念头蠢蠢欲动。老公就从同事那借了一张永琪的美发卡,可以享受四折优惠!我想四折之后,再贵还能贵到哪里去呢?于是像陈焕生进城一样,我生平第一次向上海的美发店进发了,临行前还特意检查了一下那张带给我消费信心的法宝是否带着。

    落座后在一堆图片中选了一款看起来不怎么杂乱无章的卷发,还拒绝了染发的建议。毕竟,一时还很难接受自己的形象来个彻底颠覆。前期准备工作完成后,理发师说:“我把药水拿给你看一下。”我很纳闷,看什么?原来是看药水上的价格标签。就一个粉红色的小盒子,里面装了两瓶作用不一的药水,居然要1080!天价,那个15厘米见方的小盒子居然值这么多钱,这哪里是药水,分明是金水!我一时语塞,很快的思想斗争之后,我怯怯地问:“有便宜一点的吗?”很为自己的露短而尴尬。理发师同样嗫嚅着说:“没有了,你看我们这都用这个。”我扫一眼,别人面前都放着和我一样的粉红盒子。难道,这些人都这么有钱?我狐疑着,犹豫着,坐在这张理发椅上骑虎难下。

    反正是从这张贵宾卡的预付款里扣钱,暂时不需从我口袋里掏出来,所以这一刀割下去还不至于立即心痛。再说,不是打四折吗?比起原价可便宜多了。上次,有个同事做了一次头不也花了四百多块吗?看样子,这里都用这种药水,也许现在就这行情。我情不自禁地为自己找着各种理由,一步步说服着自己。因为我知道这个时候怎能转身就走呢?

    那就继续坐下去吧,我不安地坐在位置上,心里想着回去怎么交待。忽然,一眼瞥到镜子上贴着一句哲言:一个拒绝改变的人永远活在过去里。可不是吗?我可拽着了救命稻草,就指望着这句话让老公深明大义了。

    回去以后,我先是向老公进言:你看,多好,你全当换了一个媳妇。然后,把卡和需还的钱封在信封里,命令他:“你就这样还给你同事,不许拆开!”可到最后还是没能让他深明大义起来。我的要求也就降低为:“你明天还钱的时候可不要在你同事面前血泪控诉我啊。”后来,他同事告诉他,其实永琪的药水也分不同档次的,我被出示了最贵的一种。哎,人心不古啊。难怪北方人把理发称作绞头,不用这么有力的字眼,不能突出宰割的力度。

    故事的结尾是虽然付出了不菲的代价,但我到底有了一种不同以往的人生体验,这种不思悔改的态度才是最令我老公郁闷的。

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